Mom: (turning off a Little Einsteins show) "Come on, Andrew, let's pick up this puzzle and get ready to go pick up the big kids from school!"
Andrew, age 3: "What the Hell?!? I was watching that!"*
**I do not condone, or allow, my children to swear. In fact, the instant these words left Andrew's mouth, I sent him to his room. So he wouldn't see me laughing hysterically.
